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The rest of the columns usually go to hell. Columns A through G tend to be updated and fiddled with religiously. You end up with a whole spreadsheet entitled (for example) “possibly necessary sound effects”, where column A is a list of numbers, column B is the name of a sound effect (“sound effect of machine gun bullet hitting stone wall”) and column C is the description of the sound effect (“the is the sound effect of a machine gun bullet hitting into a stone wall”) column D will be a suggestion of what the sound effect should sound like (“should sound like a machine gun bullet hitting a stone wall”), column E will be its “priority level” (in Japan, this is a trick question: the priority level will always be “A” or “S”, the same way you can get a Medium or Large drink in American McDonalds, yet no Small), column F is the name of the person (randomly) assigned to make the sound effect, column G is the name of the person in charge of saying whether or not the sound effect sounds good or not (the column title is sure to indicate that this task can only be completed when said sound effect is “finished”), column H is to include a numeral (from zero to one hundred) representing the degree of progress made on this sound effect (this column will be updated weekly), and column I is to contain the word “OK” or “NG” (“no good”), as typed in by the director (usually the director’s assistant, acting on scraps of details she overheard as he conversed with his wife on the phone during his bi-daily pedicure). They accomplish this by taking the question marks off the ends of any sentences that end in question marks. Usually, in order to avoid looking incompetent, they make it so the “questions” don’t look like questions. They write these questions in a very long spreadsheet. Every Japanese game development studio has literally an entire section devoted to sitting there and thinking up the stupidest questions possible.

Seriously, you don’t even want to see what some of the Very Detailed Spreadsheets utilized in The Modern Game Development look like. ( wait thirty seconds before reading next paragraph) It’s kind of hilariously tragic that the people we keep saluting on this here list of what we consider to be the best twenty-five games of all-time happen to just be people with common sense, though hey, you know what? Most people don’t have common sense, especially in the entertainment industry, where everything is so spreadsheeted and calculated and market-researched (they literally need someone to tell them, “Sports fans like sports games”) in this bloated and bubbling world, people with common sense are extraordinary. One need only graduate from university and spend fifteen minutes in an office before one realizes that 99.998% of the thumb-fingered jackasses who “professionally” “do” anything on this planet aren’t any good at what they do. Oh scared old world, with such skeezes and hobos in it. Bottom line: Cave Story is “better than art - it's science.”

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